Three Cupcakes for the gluten-free under the sky.
Seven for the chocolate-lovers in their halls of stone,
Nine for Mortal Men doomed to eat,
One for the Dark Baker in his dark kitchen
In the Land of Sugar where the Calories lies.
One Cupcake to rule them all,
One Cupcake to find them,
One Cupcake to bring them all,
and in the sweetness bind them
In the Land of Sugar where the Calories lie.
Well, well, well, that was about the idea. Of course, we would need a photo for this ...
Now, the question would have been, totally hypothetical, of course,whether that would be the one cupcake for you ...